Being Hit On
I cannot believe this.. At my age of late 20s, I was hit on by some guy called Jansen or Jenson at Bugis Mos Burger when I was waiting for Eeyore and Bee for dinner! Not even a pub or a club!!! OMG!! I rebutted his every sentence and this guy jus goes on and on and on with the most cheesy and lame lines I've ever heard!!! Here are some excerpts from whatever I can remember for your entertainment.. Yes, at my own expense.. J: Anyone sitting here? Can I sit? M: No. Whatever. J: Hi, my name is Jenson.. *puts hand out for me to shake* M: *totally ignored the handshake and continued playing my DS* J: Oh, I like the 4 leaf clover on ur hp chain.. And oh, I know the answer to the puzzle game u're playing. M: Whatever J: Com'on.. I only wanna be friends M: I'm not interested in being ur friend J: Don't be like that. I jus came back from business trip and it must have been God who made me come here n get to know u M: I'm no Christian J: I jus wanna know u M: But I don...